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NERD WORDS |
 | Ice |
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| In Web terms, an "ice" page is a
page designed to display in a particular width Web browser window. It looks good in the
width, but anything narrower truncates the display. Ice pages often have little messages
that say "please set your browser window to this width"--or they automatically
set the browser to the correct width, saving you the trouble. |
 | Jello |
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| A "jello" page presents everything
within a fixed-width column that is always centered within your browser window, no matter
how wide you make the window. Jello pages always tend to look pretty good--in large
windows, the margins on either side of the page make for dramatic white space. At least,
that's our opinion. |
 | Liquid |
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| A "liquid" page is one in which all
the elements align themselves to fit snugly within any size browser window--leaving no
margin on the left or the right. Liquid pages always provide a full-screen presentation,
but they can look really cramped in small browser windows. |
 | UDF |
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| The UDF, or Universal Disk Format, is a new
way to organize information on a CD-ROM, CD-R, CD-RW, or DVD disc. UDF is meant to replace
the old ISO9660 method used pretty much since CD-ROMs were invented. The new standard
makes storing all kinds of digital information on the one kind of disc--especially the
DVD--easier. It also lets you use that disc in a variety of readers and players. |
 | Underflow |
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| When a calculation result is so small, so
close to zero, that the computer can't represent it properly, you have underflow. The
computer can then see this number as an error, or it can be programmed to round the number
off so that work can proceed. |
 | Voice Blast |
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| Voice Blast technology lets you automatically
send a recorded voice message to many recipient telephones. Sometimes used for business or
for community emergency warnings, Voice Blast is also misused for sending out those
annoying ad messages. |
 | IAC |
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| Macintosh application programs have their own means of
talking to one another and sharing information and status. It's called IAC (for
Inter-Application Communications). You also may hear it referred to as Apple Events. |
 | Hot-swappable |
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| When the office geek talks about a disk being
"hot-swappable," he or she is trying to tell you, in his or her own strange way,
that the disk can be replaced without shutting down the system. Most big servers these
days are being made with hot-swappable components--because everyone knows how mad you get
when you can't get at your computer. |
 | Aglet |
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| Remember the pride you took in knowing what
they call that little plastic tube at the end of your shoelaces? Well, the nerds have
taken even THAT from you. For them, an aglet is an "agile applet"--a tiny
program that can move among computers in a network, performing actions automatically based
on computer system events. Sure, it's interesting--but whom are you going to impress by
knowing it? |
 | DSR |
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| When a piece of hardware is ready for the next
task or transmission, it can tell other hardware by sending a DSR or Data Set Ready
signal. |
 | Internet time |
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| "Internet time," as used by nerds,
refers to the perceived quickened pace of life caused by the Internet--as in
"everything moves faster, now that we're on Internet time." Of course, the
Internet part of everything moves faster--you can buy something in minutes--but the
real-world part still moves at the same earthly pace. |
 | Internet Time |
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| Internet Time--with a capital
"T"--is a new system of time measurement being promoted by the watchmakers at
Swatch; it divides each day into 1,000 equal "beats." Swatch says it's doing
this because beats are more suitable time markers for Internet users than, say, minutes or
seconds. Since this is patently ridiculous, could the real reason be that if nobody buys
into Internet Time, Swatch will be stuck with a building full of really silly looking
timepieces? |
 | SDMI |
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| The Secure Digital Music Initiative is a
specification for playing digital music. Where the popular MP3 specification focuses only
on music quality in the most compact file size, the recording-industry's SDMI adds
security. The goal is for future generations of digital music players to be able to handle
both free MP3 files (which SDMI supports) and paid-for SDMI music files (which can't be
copied). Some MP3 fans see this specification as a heavy-handed attempt to squash the
artistic and listener freedom of MP3. Some industry defenders say that without some
protection against piracy, artists and producers won't be paid for their efforts. |
 | Shim |
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| The new USB ports in many Macs and PCs can be
faster and easier to use than the older serial and parallel ports. But the
"driver" software that makes USB work is generally new and prone to be buggy.
This is particularly true when the USB peripheral and its driver try to re-create the
older-type ports. Those setups use a piece of software called a "shim" that
intrudes upon the main USB driver and tries to intercept the calls for traditional port
action. This complicated dance can mean even buggier behavior. The gradual improvement of
USB software will help squash these bugs. The disappearance of the need for serial and
parallel ports will help even more. |
 | Screen shot |
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| Screen shots, screen dumps, and screen
captures are all the same thing: an image of what appears on the screen. Most computers
have a way to send a basic screen shot directly to a disk file or to a printer. Some
specialized graphics programs let you choose just which part of the screen to shoot. |
 | Nibble |
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| Early processors and computers didn't always
have the room to work on a full 8 bits--a "byte"--at a time. Instead these
primitive machines sometimes had to make do with "nibbles"--four bits at a
time. |
 | Whiteboard |
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| Collaboration is an important element of
communication on a network. A Whiteboard program lets one user create, edit or draw on
screen while others view that work. |
 | 802.11 |
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| The IEEE (Institute of Electrical and
Electronic Engineers) 802.11 standard specifies how wireless Ethernet gear can network
computers without cabling. The first generation of 802.11 products ran at 2 Mbps (megabits
per second); the second generation runs at 11Mbps, using the 2.4GHz radio band. |
 | TAPI |
|
| If a phone or related device is going to be
controlled by or communicate with a computer, the programs involved want a standardized
set of rules for exchanging information. The Telephony Applications Programming Interface
(TAPI) is one such set. |
 | HPGL |
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| Hewlett-Packard is famous for making printers
and plotters. To standardize the way computers spoke to those printers and plotters, HP
devised the HPGL, or Hewlett Packard Graphics Language. HPGL has been successful enough
that most graphics programs and printers, from any manufacturer, can understand it. |
 | Transaction processing |
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| Transaction processing is the opposite of
batch processing: It executes requests or commands as soon as they're given. Transaction
processing is what lets you pay bills over the Web, get instant search results, and so on.
Transaction processors are considered essential components in today's Web servers. |
 | Fault tolerant |
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| A computer system is fault tolerant if it continues to serve
you, without interruption, in the event of a hardware or software failure. Most fault
tolerance is implemented by setting up duplicate (or triplicate or quadruplicate) disks or
systems, each of which is designed to "take over" if the other fails--a
technique known as mirroring. What do you know? You got two Nerd Words in one today. |
 | e-book |
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| An e-book is a book you read on your computer.
Some e-books are nothing more than screen after screen of text, which you scroll through
with your mouse. Others are wildly interactive affairs, with special navigational
controls, multiple story lines from which to choose, animated illustrations, and so on.
Soon, this term will probably redefine itself to mean one of those books you read on a
pocket-sized computer designed specifically for reading e-books. |
 | Kernel |
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| The Kernel is the heart of an operating
system, that foundation software inside every computer. It monitors clock and how much
time each program gets, starts programs and monitors their status, and handles
resource--memory and such--sharing among programs. |
 | Streaming video |
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| Streaming video is the process of transmitting
compressed sequences of video images and then decompressing and playing them on arrival.
Streaming video lets you play a video over the Web without having to download the entire
thing first. Unfortunately, unless you have a fast Internet connection (ISDN or faster),
most streaming video looks more like trickling video. |
 | Landscape mode |
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| Most pages are rectangles, not squares. You
can view or print them with the short sides at top and bottom--called Portrait mode--or
with the short sides on the right and left--called Landscape mode. |
 | Mail Exploder |
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| A program that forwards a e-mail to many
addresses is "exploding" that mail. Sometimes this is the action of a virus that
digs out a mailing list and sends unauthorized copies of itself to the addresses on that
list. It can also be an authorized action to broadcast an authorized message to many
recipients. |
 | V.32bis |
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| The slowest practical modem speed for using
the Web is 14,400 bps. The international standard for modems that run at this speed is
called V.32bis. It is an extension of the previous V.32 standard that specified how 4800
bps and 9600 bps modems would communicate. |
 | Odd Header |
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| A Header is the text, page number, date and
other information printed in a special zone at the top of a page. An Odd Header appears
only on odd-numbered pages. |
 | Paperless Office |
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| Apparently invented by the same folks who
brought you the jumbo shrimp and military intelligence (our apologies to George Carlin),
the Paperless Office concept was supposed to bring us a future where all those documents
were seen on screen and saved on disk, not printed, shuffled, filed, and possibly
recycled. It isn't happening, with computers instead making it easier to print more
every year. |
 | Backside Cache |
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| A cache is a small amount of faster, expensive
memory used to hold most-recently or most-frequently requested information, which can make
all the memory appear to operate faster. Backside Cache is closely attached to the
processor but is not inside the processor. |
 | RAMDAC |
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| The Random Access Memory Digital-to-Analog
Converter chip found in manycomputer video systems changes stored memory bits into actual
analog signals for a monitor. In other words, it runs the digital color representation
through its own stored color palette information and translates the result into waves that
can produce the actual colors on screen. A video system with a RAMDAC can have a better
look and higher processing speeds than one without. |
 | Egosurfing |
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| Sure, there are millions, even billions of
pages, on the Web. But howmany really matter? That is, how many mention your name?
Egosurfing isthe search to find out. |
 | Beowulf |
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| Beowulf is a way of connecting many Linux
computers together to multiply their power. Beowulf is useful for
supercomputing-style work, such as numeric analysis and engineering design. Of course, use
it anywhere near a mead hall, and you've got problems. |
 | Game port |
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| Many PCs have a special port--a mechanical
site with electrical wires for connection to other devices--for plugging in game hardware
such as a joystick, flight stick or steering wheel. This port has 15 pins and is often
part of the sound card. |
 | Primitive |
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| Among computer graphics mavens, primitives are
the basic shapes--ovals (circles), rectangles (squares), or arcs--used to create drawings.
Most drawing programs, including the Draw program that comes with Microsoft Word, include
a toolbar of primitives. Except you probably always called them "shapes." |
 | Baud |
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| Way back when modems were slow--so slow they
made today's typical modem look like some Star Trek fantasy--their speed was typically
measured in Baud. This referred to the number of voltage or frequency changes made per
second on a communications line. Mostly the changes were of either voltage or frequency.
Coincidentally, these modems mostly moved one bit of information for each change, so the
bps--bits per second--were the same as the baud. A 300 baud modem was a 300 bps modem. As
new generations of modems came along, bps didn't equal baud. New technology managed to
convey more than one bit of information for each comm line change. For example, a 1200bps
modem might only run at 600 baud. Because most computer owners care entirely about
bps--and only electronic engineers crave voltage and frequency details--the term
"baud" has fallen out of general use. |
 | Trunk |
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| A trunk is a large communications channel
connecting big communications centers. For example, the lines under the ocean that connect
the phones and computers in North America to those in Europe are trunks. Oftentimes
trying-to-sound-big nerds refer to their ISDN line as a "trunk," but it isn't.
It's just a line. |
 | Card Cage |
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| Many computers have an internal area where new
electronic circuit boards can be plugged in. Because those circuit boards are also known
as "cards", and because the internal area often has protective metal grillwork
around it, the name "card cage" seems a natural. But in reality it came from
older computers that didn't really have a case at all, only a cage area to hold the
electronics. |
 | CheaperNet |
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| This was a popular name for the Ethernet
local-area-networking standard more officially known as 10Base-2. This standard could move
10 megabits per second on a cable up to 200 meters long. It was called "cheaper"
because the cable it employed didn't cost as much as the standard Ethernet cable. Because
the cable was also a thin coaxial design, 10Base-2 also earned the name ThinNet. |
 | ClearType |
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| Be warned: At Microsoft, the goal is to make
you stare at your computer for the rest of your life. To make you less resistant to this
idea, it has developed something called ClearType, which, when it arrives, will increase
your on-screen font resolution by 300 percent so that maybe you'll be more inclined to
read things on-screen than print them out. After all, until Microsoft figures out a way to
own the forest, it doesn't want you buying any paper. |
 | HSB |
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| One way to pin down a precise color is to
specify it in terms of Hue, Saturation and Brightness. These roughly correspond to the
popular notions of color base, color intensity and amount of white or black. |
 | WECA |
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| The Wireless Ethernet Compatibility Alliance
(WECA) is a collection of companies such as 3Com, Apple, Compaq, Dell, Lucent, Nokia,
Zoom, and Aironet that test and certify wireless networking gear.V |
 | Batch processing |
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| Batch processing is the process of saving up
computer requests or commands and then executing them all at one time--usually at night or
during off hours, when the server isn't in heavy use. While batch processing is still
heavily in use, it's not really well suited to the Web, where folks want immediate
gratification for their strenuous typing and clicking. We talk next time about the kind of
processing that brings that immediate gratification. |
 | Crossover cable |
|
| Typical computer cables--such as serial,
parallel, and 10Base-T Ethernet--carry particular signals on each of 4 to 25 or more wires
inside the cable. Those wires are arranged so that they'll make sense to the receiving
sockets on peripherals. If you want to feed a set of signals directly from one computer to
another, you need a "crossover cable"--one where the key signal wires are
swapped halfway. To get an idea of how a crossover cable works, imagine that two
people call you simultaneously on two phones, and you want them to speak directly to each
another. You can't just hold your two phone handsets up to one another. You have to turn
one handset upside down--that is, cross it over--so that its speaker is against the other
phone's ear piece and its ear piece is against the other phone's speaker. |
 | Web Clipping |
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| Internet-compatible cell phones and handheld
computers rarely have screens large enough to show even a significant portion of a typical
Web page. The solution is "web clipping," trimming away elements of the Web page
so that the vital information can fit onto the tiny displays. |
 | Fasgrolia |
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| Fasgrolia is the new nerd term for
"fast-growing language of initialisms and acronyms"--the very phenomenon that
probably inspired you to subscribe to Nerd Word of the Day in the first place. Only nerds
could invent an annoying acronym for their annoying acronyms. |
 | Jolt |
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| Jolt Cola is the cola with the highest
caffeine content--and as such, a favorite drink of the late-night programming crowd.
Hackers used to reminisce about their college days by saying, "Give me a liter of
Jolt and a box of Twinkies, and there wasn't any security system I couldn't crack."
Just another reason to contribute to the scholarship fund of your choice. |
 | 1000BASE-T |
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| Local area networks that connect computers in
an office typically use the Ethernet specifications to move information around at a
maximum speed of 10 Mbps (that's megabits per second). Networks using inexpensive,
telephone-style wiring are called 10Base-T networks. A newer generation moves ten times as
much information--100 Mbps--on phone wires and is called 100Base-T. The specifications are
nearly complete for the next increase: 1,000 Mbps (or 1 gigabit per second). This standard
is known as 1000Base-T or Gigabit Ethernet. |
 | Gigaflop |
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| A Gigaflop is a billion (the giga part)
floating point operations (the flop part) per second. A floating point operation is a
mathematical calculation, such as 2.277E5 * 4.3567E-7, which involves numbers in
scientific form. Floating point operations are more complicated than integer operations
(like 2 * 43, for example) and are a good measure of a powerful computer's processor
performance. In the 1980s, the gigaflop was a common measure of supercomputer ability. Now
it is starting to appear in desktop computer specs, such as the new Power Mac G4, which
claims 1 Gigaflop speed. Which means we could soon start hearing thrilled computer owners
saying, "I got such a huge Flop!" |
 | WAP |
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| The Wireless Application Protocol is a
specification for providing Internet communications and advanced telephony services on
digital mobile phones, pagers, personal digital assistants, and wireless terminals. For
details about this specification, go to the WAP Forum. http://www.wapforum.org |
 | HomeRF |
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| The HomeRF Working Group is an alliance of
companies including Compaq, HP, IBM, Intel, Microsoft, Motorola, and Proxim that are
working on a non-Ethernet wireless scheme for networking computers. http://www.homerf.org/ |
 | Frequency |
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| Frequency is the measurement of how often something happens,
typically measured in number of times per second. The unit is the Hertz, or Hz, named
after a German scientist. |
 | Sitelet |
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| A sitelet is a small--and often temporary--section of
a Web site, usually focused on a particular topic or purpose. Most Web banner ads take
users to hard-selling sitelets instead of main Web sites. More and more often, we're
seeing sitelet addresses, rather than domain names, in magazine and direct mail
advertisements. |
 | Linkrot |
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| Linkrot refers to the overall percentage of bad
links--links to pages that cease to exist or have been moved elsewhere--on the Web. For
example, suppose that tomorrow the folks at Amazon.com changed the address for a popular
book (such as Angela's Ashes) to which many sites include a link; the occurrence of
linkrot would increase by quite a bit. Because sites don't make a point of TELLING others
when they move pages or reorganize themselves, we'll probably have linkrot for as long as
we have the Web. |
 | Memory Effect |
|
| If you have a notebook computer, you probably have a
nickel-cadmium, or NiCad, battery to go with it. And you've probably noticed that if you
ever make the mistake of not fully recharging your NiCad battery once, it seems like you
can never fully recharge it again. This is called "the memory effect"--the
battery's seeming ability to "remember" a partial recharge and accept no more.
It's called "memory effect" because the only other appropriate term is "big
pain in the keester."
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 | CAB |
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| CAB--or more specifically, .CAB--is a type of file
called a "cabinet" file that contains several compressed files. Many application
CD-ROMs contain CAB files. When you install the application, the files within the CAB
files are decompressed and copied onto your computer's hard disk.
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 | Bitmapped graphic |
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| Last time, we told you about vector graphics and
promised to tell you about their counterparts, bitmapped graphics. And so, to keep our
promise: A bitmapped graphic is a picture made up of dots, each of which represents one or
more bits of data (the more bits per dot, the more color possibilities for each dot). Here
are three things to remember about bitmapped graphics: * Bitmapped
graphics look best--on-screen and in print--at their ORIGINAL SIZE.
* You can create your own bitmapped graphics by using a paint program, such as Windows
Paint or Adobe PhotoShop. Also, any image you scan is saved as a bitmap.
* Popular bitmapped graphic file formats include JPEG (.JPG), GIF (.GIF), TIFF (.TIF), and
Windows Bitmap (.BMP). |
 | Open |
|
In Nerdland, "open" is a synonym for
"freely available"; an open architecture is an architecture (explained last
time) whose specifications are public and can be used freely by everyone. The IBM PC
architecture has been open since its inception, resulting in the wide variety of
IBM-compatible PCs, or "clones," now available.
The opposite of open, by the way, isn't closed. We have more to say about this next time. |
 | Phreak |
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| A phreak is a type of hacker who uses his or her
computer to break into a telephone network to either 1) listen in on other people's
conversations or 2) make long-distance phone calls for free. About the latter type of
phreak, all we can do is wonder: Isn't eight cents per minute cheap enough? |
 | Pipelining |
|
| Did you ever watch one of those war movies in which
paratroopers are dropped from a plane? Some guy shouts "go" and pushes one
paratrooper out of the plane; then, well before that paratrooper hits the ground, the guy
(who apparently has only a one-word vocabulary) shouts "go" and pushes out
another paratrooper, and so on. Well, now imagine that the plane is your computer's
processor, and each paratrooper is an instruction. What you're imagining is pipelining, a
process in which a processor sends off one instruction and then another before the
previous instruction has been completed. Pipelining enables your computer to do several
things at once. |
 | Push |
|
| Push technology enables a Web server to send data to
YOU instead of waiting--or hoping--for you to get the data yourself. Probably the most
well-known example of push technology is the PointCast news service, which delivers
business news reports to users' Web browsers. In a more general sense, push refers to any
network technology that sends data to your desktop without the desktop actually requesting
the data. E-mail--which sends you messages whether you go get them or not--is the classic
example of this more general notion of push. |
 | DOS file extension |
|
| Depending on how long you've been using computers, you
may remember a time when all filenames were followed by a dot and three characters--as in
filename.doc or filename.wk3. The three letters were known as a DOS file extension; they
told DOS which application was used to create the file. Windows 95 supposedly did away
with file extensions forever, but a need to know them still pops up on occasion--such as
when you try to open a file with something other than the application used to create it.
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 | Spam |
|
| Spam is the e-mail equivalent of junk mail. They
probably could have called it J-mail, but then it might be confused with Java mail, and
anyway, people seem to never tire of hearing the word "spam." This spam also has
a verb form, as in "I've been spammed by a Web pornographer." We think we can
all be happy that the other SPAM does NOT have a verb form. |
 | White paper |
|
| Up until very, very recently, a white paper was
something a company published to explain the science or philosophy behind a particular
product or product strategy. For example, IBM might publish a white paper on "the
future of network computing." Today, most white papers are brochures masquerading as
white papers: They're published in a white paper format--on white paper, with a simple
design and a few unsophisticated diagrams--but in fact extol the virtues of the company's
products. This change occurred when responsibility for writing white papers shifted from
research people to marketing people. |
 | Cybersquatting |
|
| Cybersquatting is the rather distasteful act of
registering a known company name as a Web address so that you can sell it back to the
company itself. For example, years ago a cybersquatter might have registered www.ford.com, knowing that someday Ford
Motor Company would be desperate to buy it. If this sounds like a way to make quick money,
think again. Cybersquatters usually lose when their extortion victims get a day in court.
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 | PRAM |
|
| PRAM stands for "parameter RAM" (RAM, as
we've probable told you many times, stands for "random-access memory," the
memory in your computer). You can find PRAM in a Macintosh computer (probably an OLDER
Macintosh computer). It's a small amount of memory, with its own battery power, that
stores system parameters--such as the arrangement of items on the desktop--when the
computer is shut down. |
 | Digitizing tablet |
|
| A digitizing tablet is like an electronic pad of
paper: You draw on the pad with an electronic pen (usually called a "stylus"),
and your drawing appears on the computer screen. Most graphic artists consider the digital
tablet a more intuitive drawing tool than the mouse. |
 | Proprietary |
|
Open (our last term) means "freely
available." Proprietary, its opposite, means "private and protected." A
proprietary technology or architecture is a design or architecture whose specifications
are not publicly available and may be used or duplicated only with permission of the
creator. Apple's Macintosh architecture is the classic example of a proprietary
architecture; there are no Macintosh clones.
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 | RAM disk |
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A RAM disk is RAM (random access memory) that
works like a disk drive: It gets its own "letter" (such as D:\ or E:\), you can
save or copy files to it, and you can open files from it.
The plus: RAM, which has no moving parts except for semiconducted electricity,
is up to 1,000 times faster than a disk drive. The minus: Like your computer's memory, a
RAM disk loses everything that's on it once you shut down the computer, so you have to
copy all the files on the RAM disk back to your hard disk before you shut down. Thus, a
RAM disk makes sense only if you work with programs that need to access a disk
frequently--and run too slowly when that disk is a hard disk.
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 | Motherboard |
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In your computer, the motherboard is the main
board, the one that contains the circuits connecting the computer's processor to its hard
disk, memory, and other components. Motherboards also contain slots into which you can add
other components, such as an internal modem, a scanner card, and so on.
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 | WAP |
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WAP stands for "wireless application
protocol," a technical specification for enabling people to securely access digital
information (such as messages, e-mail, faxes, and so on) via their mobile phone, pager,
personal digital assistant (PDA), or other wireless device.
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 | Chad |
|
Chad--a collective noun--consists of the
little rectangular pieces of paper punched out of computer punch cards. Where did the name
come from? Well, for a long time those little pieces of paper didn't have a name at all.
Then someone named Chadless invented the Chadless keypunch--a device that punched little
u-shaped holes into computer cards, eliminating the mess of the little rectangular pieces
of paper. And since this new punch was called "Chadless," computer geniuses
immediately deduced that the old punch produced "chad."
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 | Power supply |
|
A computer's power supply does three very
important things. First, it takes the required amount of current from the outlet into
which the computer is plugged. Second, it converts that current from AC (alternating
current, what you get from your wall outlet) to DC (direct current, what you need to run
the computer reliably). Third, its built-in surge protection eliminates spikes and surges
to some degree but is no substitute for an external surge protector.
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 | Triplecast |
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A triplecast (tm)--yes, it's trademarked--is
the simultaneous broadcast of a program over television, radio, and Web. What does this
mean? Well, for one thing, it means that if you have to be at your computer, this is one
kind of program you don't have to miss. Whoopee!
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 | Topology |
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Topology--more specifically, network
topology--refers to the connection pattern of a computer network. For example, a network
can have a "ring" topology, in which the computers are connected in a loop, or a
"star" topology, in which each computer is connected to a central computer.
Newer network management applications allow network managers to display a picture of their
network's topology on-screen.
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 | DCC |
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DCC stands for "digital content
creation"--a name recently given, by computer companies, to the "target
market" of folks who create audio/visual media for the Web. Computer companies have
bothered to name this group because as a rule, digital content creators are in the market
for the fastest, most powerful computers and monitors available.
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 | Para-site |
|
Ever visit a Web site that provides links to
other Web sites and, when you take one of those links, displays the other site in a frame
within the original site? The original site is a para-site. Para-sites are good because
they let you surf many sites from within the friendly confines of a single site.
Para-sites can also be annoying because they don't allow you to directly bookmark the
sites displayed within the frame--which forces you to be overly dependent on the
para-site.
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 | Flame |
|
Flame can be both a noun and a verb in
cyberspace. The noun, flame, refers to a very harsh, inflammatory, and sometimes personal
or obscene e-mail message or newsgroup posting. The verb, to flame, means to send or post
such a message.
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 | Bernoulli Box |
|
If you were around during the early days of
personal computing, you may remember the Bernoulli Box--a removable, reliable floppy disk
drive that people used to archive and transport large amounts of data. The box was so
named because it worked on a kind of reverse of Bernoulli's Principle: It spun the disk at
such a high speed that it actually curved UP to the drive head, as opposed to having the
drive head come DOWN to the disk--thereby all but eliminating the possibility of a disk
crash. Bernoulli Boxes are pretty much extinct today; the manufacturer, Iomega, now makes
Zip and Jaz drives.
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 | API |
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API stands for "application program
interface"; it's a facility built into a finished application or operating system
that lets a programmer access and customize the application's or operating system's
features without doing a lot of extra work. For example, developers use the Windows API to
display Save and Open dialog boxes, which is why they all look pretty much the same.
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 | Single-ended cable |
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A single-ended cable is a two-wire cable in
which one wire carries the electrical signal and the other is connected to a ground. The
cord you insert into a two-pronged outlet is a classic example of a single-ended cable.
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 | Netcheque |
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Netcheque is a technology that enables
individuals--more specifically, registered Netcheque users--to write checks to one another
via e-mail or Web applications. The checks are "deposited" to a server, which
then authorizes a transfer from the writer's bank account to the recipient's bank account.
Figure out what percentage of the mail you send consists of bill payments, and you can
quickly quantify the threat Netcheque poses to the U.S. Postal Service.
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 | Wall clock time |
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In Nerdland, wall clock time is elapsed
time--the time it takes for the computer to do something, as measured by a clock. It has
the special name "wall clock time" to distinguish it from processor time, which
is the time the computer's processor is occupied by the same task--and which is almost
always shorter than the wall clock time, since the processor works on several tasks
simultaneously.
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 | DTP |
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DTP, as even some non-nerds know, stands for
"desktop publishing"--a class of personal computer software used to design and
produce printed documents. Desktop publishing programs usually allow more sophisticated
graphics placement, color, and type handling than, say, a word processing program; many
also make it easier to specify colors used by commercial printers. Popular desktop
publishing programs include Adobe PageMaker, QuarkXPress, and, on the lower end, Microsoft
Publisher.
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 | VRM |
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VRM stands for "voltage regulator
module," a small part in your computer's motherboard (or main system board) that
controls how much voltage gets flowed to the microprocessor chip. The VRM does an
important job: Too much voltage can fry the chip--a transformation that's wonderful for
potato chips but hardly useful for computer chips.
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 | POTS |
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POTS stands for "plain old telephone
service." It's the term tech weenies use when comparing the existing phone lines to
other Internet service conduits, such as ISDN or broadband (cable). It may be plain, and
it certainly is slow, but right now POTS is the most affordable, widely available, and
widely used means of connecting to the Internet and the Web.
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 | PARC |
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| PARC stands for "Palo Alto Research Center,"
a kind of think-tank run by Xerox Corporation during the 1970s and 1980s. Scientists at
PARC invented all kinds of things we take for granted today: graphical user interfaces
(GUIs) such as those found in Apple's Macintosh and Microsoft Windows, the mouse, computer
fonts, Ethernet networking, and so on. Sadly for Xerox, most of these inventors left PARC
to start their own companies based on the technologies they invented. |
 | Heat sink |
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| A heat sink is a device that is either built onto or
attached to a microprocessor chip to help keep the chip cool. Typically, a heat sink looks
like a series of spikes or fins rising out of the top of the chip, which channel heat away
from the chip. Occasionally, the device takes the form of a fan that spins while the
computer is on and blows the hot air away from the chip. Either way, the heat sink is what
keeps your computer from becoming a very expensive toaster. |
 | WML |
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| WML stands for "wireless markup language."
It is the language that programmers use--or WILL use--to display Web content on an
emerging class of wireless devices, including smartphones, large-screen pagers, and
Web-ready personal digital assistants (PDAs). Personally, we can't think of an experience
more annoying than surfing the Web with a pager, but it's coming. |
 | NetaryPublic |
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| A NetaryPublic is an alternative to copywriting a Web
page or Web document. The NetaryPublic--actually a private company--records the time you
created your Web document and maintains a record of that time for five years. So if
someone duplicates your work on the Web, you have proof that you created yours first. Of
course, how well NetaryPublic protects your documents will be determined, we suppose, in
future court cases. |
 | IPP |
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| IPP stands for "Internet Printing Protocol."
It's a set of standards for printing over the Internet--that is, for printing a file on
your computer to a printer via an Internet connection. Among other things, Internet
printing would enable you to print a document from your home PC directly to a printer at
work--and make it seem to the casual observer that you're at work, even if you aren't. |
 | Raster graphics |
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| Some folks use the terms "raster graphic"
and "bitmapped graphic" (explained last time) interchangeably, but they
shouldn't. A raster graphic is a vector image that's been converted into a bitmapped
image. In most cases, this is done to make the graphic suitable for printing on a
particular kind of printer. In fact, if you're having trouble printing a vector graphic on
a laser printer, try using your printer's raster printing option, if it has one; you may
get better (if somewhat slower) results. |
 | Big Blue |
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| When you hear a cyberweenie complaining about
"Big Blue," he or she is complaining about International Business Machines
Corporation, more popularly known as IBM. IBM is called Big Blue because of the color of
its logo--and perhaps because of the company's longtime, recently discontinued, tacit
requirement that its employees wear blue suits |
 | GLV |
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| GLV stands for "grating light valve." A
relatively new display technology, GLV arranges pixels on a silicon chip and then projects
the arrangement to any of a variety of display devices--a desktop or laptop computer
monitor, a personal digital assistant (PDA), and so on. GLV has the potential to enable
sharper pictures in smaller, less-cumbersome, and less-expensive computer displays; we
won't know until the technology is widely available. |
 | Gravesite |
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| In Web lingo, a gravesite is a Web site that's still
accessible--still "up" on the Web--but that has apparently been abandoned by its
creators and/or updaters. Marketing weenies also use "gravesite" to refer to Web
sites that have stopped attracting enough traffic to interest advertisers. You can always
count on marketers to co-opt a term. |
 | Supercomputer |
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| A supercomputer is a giant computer with incredible
calculation power, used for special calculation-intensive applications--such as
cinema-quality animation and high-level artificial intelligence. Or playing chess (which,
we suppose, qualifies as high-level artificial intelligence). It was an IBM supercomputer
named Deep Blue that beat Russian grandmaster Garry Kasparov in a series of chess games a
few years ago--and then once again in a rematch this May. |
 | Light pen |
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| A light pen is what your pen feels like after you
swing a heavy pen. Just kidding. A light pen is a pen with a special tip that lets you
select and move objects on your computer screen by touching the pen tip directly to the
screen. Light pens are popular for giving presentations on huge, TV-sized monitors.
However, you don't see many light pens on people's desks because they're not as
comfortable to use as a mouse or a keyboard. |
 | 404 |
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| Among the Internet and Web cognoscenti, a 404 is a
link that takes you not to another Web page but to an error message--specifically, a
"404 Not Found" error message, which means that the URL you requested cannot be
found. "404 Not Found" is one of scores of original Internet status codes
written and instituted by the founder of the World Wide Web, Tim Berners-Lee, in 1992. |
 | CPC |
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| A while ago, we told you about CPM, which stands for
"cost per thousand" Web page visits ("M" being the Roman numeral for
one thousand)--a term Web marketing weenies use to evaluate the performance of their
banner ads. CPC stands for "cost per click," one method Web site owners use to
price advertising on their sites. For example, a Web owner might charge the advertiser 20
cents per click. Either this is really adding up or all these Web IPOs are "doing it
with mirrors," so to speak. |
 | Zombie |
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| Zombie is the cyberspeak term for an abandoned or
neglected Web site--which, as explained yesterday, is a "gravesite"--that has
been moved to another Web address, or URL. You read it right: Nobody has bothered to
update the site, but somebody HAS bothered to move it. The term zombie is appropriate: The
site is something that's dead but seems to move. |
 | Blue bomb |
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| A blue bomb is a packet of information that one
computer sends to another computer for the sole purpose of causing the other computer to
crash. Why would anyone want to do such a thing? Well, players who are about to lose
online games have been known to send blue bombs, as have chat participants who want to be
sure theirs is the last word. (It's called a "blue" bomb after the "blue
screen of death," which Windows 95/98 displays when it's about to crash.) |
 | Sneakernet |
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| Sneakernet, jargon for "sneaker network," is
the derogatory phrase that techies use to describe the practice of carrying files on
floppies from one computer to another instead of transmitting them over a REAL network. In
this case, the techies have a point: Today, with e-mail on virtually every desktop in the
world, there's little or no excuse for time-consuming file transfer via sneakernet.
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 | ASP |
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| Ever notice that while many Web pages end with the
suffix ".html," some end with the suffix ".asp"? ASP stands for
"active server page." It's a Web page that includes a script that is run on the
Web server before the page is sent to your browser. The script usually takes information
you entered on a previous page--or information that the Web site already knows about
you--and uses it to customize the page in some way. |
 | EPOC |
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| Yesterday, we mentioned Microsoft's Windows CE, a
Windows 95-like operating system designed for personal digita | |